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Definitions by jbreddick
coffagus
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Choking
on
coffee
that
goes
down the wrong pipe.
I’m still recovering from the
tiny
drop of
coffee
that slipped into my lungs and
played
havoc on my esophagus. After coffagus, I was almost in a sarcophagus with Snuffleupagus.
coffagus
by
jbreddick
April 29, 2014
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