colonial blowjob

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017

colton parayko

Colton Parayko plays for the St. Louis Blues. He's a Big Boy™ and also the leagues official Good Boy. He's the kinda guy you bring home to your momma- but watch out, she might try to steal him.

Colton Parayko is a certified Teddy Bear™ but don't let that fool you, he could absolutely and most definitely wreck you. The experience would be 10/10.

Colton Parayko is also hot AF in glasses.

I want Colton Parayko to destroy me.

by nhlknowitall November 27, 2017

colesonmemes

A simple man who respects women, and is a meme legend!

WOW! I can’t believe colesonmemes is this cool!

by Colesonmemes December 3, 2017

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

Colton McClaine

The biggest fboi in butler Pennsylvania

That colton McClaine is is one big buck tooth fboi

by Bailee t March 22, 2018

coltonsuper

Any person, or kid who thinks they are funny. In reality they aren’t and are highly irrelevant. Most coltonsupers are middle schoolers that enjoy memeing people older than them.

Yo, did you see that coltonsuper trying to be funny?

by Jerry Sanford May 22, 2019

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.

Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!

by Drillmaster June 8, 2019