Cock Shalom

When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.

When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.

by rabbi elijazae December 17, 2010

Cock warmer

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

played cock

When somebody play you skep
(See skep I.E. it’s a Cincinnati thing)

Girl 1: nigga you ugly and broke and yo baby head look like a football

Guy 1: aww you gon say that though?

Guy 2: Damn you just got played cock bruh

by Tayfabe February 18, 2018

cock stare

A gaze representing obvious sexual desire, usually accompanied by the licking of lips and the darting of the eyes, ever so slightly, toward the penis.

Dude, Sean's mom was totally giving me the cock stare all night.

by Thefastestmidget August 7, 2005

cock fest

See sausage fest.

There isn't a single vagina here! It's a cock fest!

by Johnson's Grill February 21, 2004

cock ass

Raging insult thrown at K.G. by Jack Black of Tenacious D after K.G. insulted J.B.'s Inward Singing idea.

Fuck You! Fuckin'...Cock Ass!

by Scott B. August 23, 2003

Triple Cock

When a girl has 3 dicks in her at the same time one in the mouth, one in the ass, and one in her pussy!

Chad : Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oh Abi!!!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink Snort! Snort! Snort Oh Abi!!!
Abi : Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Uhhh! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock!
Kaylee : Hey Jake could you go in there and ask Chad if we could have a raise?
Jake : Sure I guess? Oh Wow! Holy Fucking Shit!!!
Chad : God Damn't Jake get the fuck out were giving Abi A double fuck here Jesus Christ!
Abi : 3 Cocks!
Chad : What a great idea A Triple Cock Jake get over here and stick your cock in Abi's mouth!
Jake : O Wow!! Talk about a raise!
Kiersten : So Kaylee did Jake get us a raise?
Kaylee : Uh no but he did get one for himself!
Kiersten : Mother Fuck there giving her a Triple Cock now im gonna kill him!
Kaylee : Or if you really want a raise just let them give you a Triple Cock!
Kiersten : Now that a good idea!

by SlopNChop August 15, 2018