Canada's History

The sexual act of shoving a moose antler up the anus of one's sexual partner by using maple syrup as a lubricant. Also, you wear the Stanley Cup as a hat.

OMG was that Canada's History

by modnarrandom February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Mostly furry, furry beavers waiting to be skinned.

The Feb 4,2010 episode of The Colbert Report talks aboot Canada's History.

by snarkandawe February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...

Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.

by lord brownington February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.

Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.

by The Great White North February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."

I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010

Canada's History

Enter something lame and boring here

hey do you know anything about canada's history?
no i didnt know they even had one.

by maa107 February 6, 2010