Boot Knocker

A frozen bottle of water (containing "MAD ICE CRYSTALS") sold by a fat black man in Washington D.C. that strongly resembles Bizarre from D12. The term can also be used to describe something important

This shit's the boot knocka, yo gotta buy one.

by Evan, one of the fat black man's forever-impacted February 13, 2003

off the boot

First everyone used off the hook, then off the chain...now it's 'off the boot'

The Ruben Studdard CD, "Soulful," is off the boot!

by Andrizew January 9, 2004

Boot Joke

A joke played on an online game (usually X-Box Live or PSN) in which the host, who has the ability to kick players from the game tricks a player into saying the word "Boot" or "Kick". The host will then kick that player as soon as he says it.

Host: Hey you know the cat from Shrek?
Victim: Yea
Host: Whats his name?
Victim: Puss in Boots? *KICKED*
I have to say Boot Joke in example???

by Bamboozlled August 17, 2011

Boot Boob

Boobs that look like boots

Ma'am, you have boot boobs.

(__.___Y________._______________)

by breenigguh August 23, 2011

das boot

that's cool, that's awesome, ect ect ect

"Hey, I just got a new insert cool object here"
"Das boot, man"

by mckickflip January 6, 2004

boot

A Ho, slag, tart etc. Someone who sleeps around, possibly for money.

You sucked him off aswell??!?!?!? 4 People, 1 night???? Your such a boot!

by James-dnt even giv my email 2 pedos April 13, 2004

Boot Gopher

having a mouse in your shoe, and or anus.

I have a tiny hairy mammal in my boot and or ass, dude you've got a boot gopher!

by DateNelia October 19, 2010