Blonde Pubes 

A term used to put down someone because they're young / look young. As pubes are blonde before gaining the natural body hair colour. Occurs usually to teens going through adolescence.

'Hey can I come to the pub with you?'

a - 'NO F*CK OFF BLONDE PUBES'

Blonde Pubes by LewSuth April 8, 2008

Marlboro Blend No.54 

Marlboros new blend, tastes like 27's but menthol. In dark green packaging with gold lettering. Tasty cigs

Man1: Dude 27's are good but i wish i had menthols that are as tasty as 27's.
Man2: are you fucking retarded? heard of Marlboro Blend No.54?, which are pretty much mentholated 27's. Theyre tasty as fuck.
Man1: lemme get one.
Man2: no faggot get your own

Marlboro Blend No.54 by landorf July 14, 2009

Blender 

A person who just blends in, or doesn't stand out.

"Was Laura at the party?"
"I don't remember, she's kind of a blender..."

Blender by Strawberrysaurus February 20, 2014

blonde 

Lets look at these definitions here. You see, blonde people dont become stupid JUST because of their hair color. For some strange reason the vast majority of people are attracted to blondes, and then they hit on them. After a while, the guys start trying and trying and trying to seduce them by giving them gifts and crap like that, which gives the girl the idea that she can have any man she wants, so she wont have to try hard in life. Stupid people are known to have little learning experiences. When a person gets everything they want, they have few learning experiences, making them stupid. It is not because of the hair dyes, or genetics, or whatever. It is THE HUMAN SOCIETY that is spoiling our blondes, which is making them really stupid.

I would appreciate the next few definitions to add on to "Bojizzles blonde theory."

blonde by bojzzle September 18, 2004

blonde bombshell 

A blonde female who is the definition of voluptuous - Grade A tits combined with a grade A ass. This woman would not be described as sophisticated by any of her peers. Men who do not know her imagine doing dirty things to her. One would not be surprised if a home made sex tape were released of said female.

1.
Andrew: "Dude, that blonde bombshell's home made porno got leaked onto the internet last night."

Carlos: "Oh, it's about time!"

2.
Andrew: "Dude, Kyle got with that blonde bombshell last night and said she was an absolute freak in the bedroom."

3.
Andrew: "Have you seen Kate Upton's cat daddy dance video?"

Carlos: "Yes, I almost jizzed myself. She is the ultimate blonde bombshell."

blonde bombshell by Sync October 26, 2012

blonde moment 

The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.

blonde moment by Mo Fo October 3, 2003

naked blonde 

A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.

I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with her. This is because she was so fucking hot that my penis flew into her pussy then she started giving me head :).

naked blonde by 13inchdickthatgetsmesofuckinghornyitgetsmehumpingeveryblondeisee!! July 1, 2006