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the most beautiful and talented person you have ever met. though she'll deny it, she knows she's frigging amazing.
she spends her time on twitter retweeting feminist jokes and fighting about gender roles, because no matter what alfie believes everyone should be treated equal.
she spends her time on twitter retweeting feminist jokes and fighting about gender roles, because no matter what alfie believes everyone should be treated equal.
by morningphan April 16, 2017
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Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt
Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt
by MrNoogin November 12, 2019
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