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Bible

Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect

Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.
Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?

Trent: here’s my spare bible!
by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024
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Language Bible

tom: "did you pick up and learn spanish?"
david: "yeah man, i bought a Language Bible!"
by AllTimePvP March 12, 2021
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To read the Bible

Achmed: ay where you going
Jerome: To read the bible. Ill be right back
by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019
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Bibling

DEFINITONS

1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.

2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLES

1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.

2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.

3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
by Just let me publish this November 3, 2011
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the brick bible

its a bible made of fricking legos
hey have you read the brick bible?
by mr.man impersonater May 3, 2021
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bible

a book to read to scripture of god.

(super good read)
Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom

sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead

lovie- Ahem
by anonymous November 7, 2023
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Left foot on the bible

A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.
Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!
by iamcoppo February 27, 2017
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