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TorThor

An extraordinarily beautiful creature with strange eyes and the strong instinct to create mischief, run around naked, get stoned and live free. It often has a short attention span and sometimes forgets things almost as soon as they have said them. This condition can make it confused and may cause agression unpredictably. This is usualy handled with some good music and laughter. Be cautious around them if you are male because this creature has a natural ability to draw you in like a moth. The only sure fire way to be safe from a TorThor is to never make eye contact. They are often seen down town with a Kiashten causing mishief.
Holy shit! That TorThor is gorgeous!
by WonderGround March 11, 2009
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touchcake

a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.
I'm going to pound your touchcake.
by tippir September 3, 2010
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the feeling of being nervous and excited at the same time
Going on Urban Dictionary makes me torculent: it's amazing how people can write these words, but scares me wondering what's going on in their minds
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Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.
Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.
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touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.
Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.
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Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice
Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle
by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018
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Torcate

A cute joke-like response, typically between lovers, when someone takes a part of someones sentence and is reused and personalized to express love.
"You're crazy."
"Yeah, crazy about you!"
"Ha! Classic torcate."
by decoygrandma July 1, 2018
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