TorThor 

An extraordinarily beautiful creature with strange eyes and the strong instinct to create mischief, run around naked, get stoned and live free. It often has a short attention span and sometimes forgets things almost as soon as they have said them. This condition can make it confused and may cause agression unpredictably. This is usualy handled with some good music and laughter. Be cautious around them if you are male because this creature has a natural ability to draw you in like a moth. The only sure fire way to be safe from a TorThor is to never make eye contact. They are often seen down town with a Kiashten causing mishief.

Holy shit! That TorThor is gorgeous!

TorThor by WonderGround March 11, 2009

torwhore 

A person obsessed with Tory Burch.

Did you see Courtney all dressed in Tory Burch? She's such a torwhore!

torwhore by weez10605 May 29, 2014

tortorice 

noun.
The name of someone who totally screws you over.

verb.
to totally screw someone over.

Dude, you totally got tortoriced.

tortorice by got_tortoriced March 17, 2008

Tortorella 

The coolest fucking shit around.

ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella

ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella

Tortorella by Thefuckingwalrusofafricaegggmm June 30, 2010

Russell Tortoreti

An action involving the sniffing of a female’s hair without consent, or even the female knowing. This is often done with someone who had friendzoned you. If this maneuver doesn’t work you can always fall back on fat bitch Friday. The best time to pick up chonkers at Penn State. You will often see Avery getting her nightly 5 rounds of DP dough

“Fuck that Russell Tortoreti hit, but I want more” “Let’s go to DP dough and fuck a chonker

Russell Tortoreti by Mia Dougherty January 15, 2023

torwhore 

a girl who has no life. all she ever does is eat lemoncakes.

Jess- Your sucha torwhore!
Tor- lemon cakes?

torwhore by anoloyx December 9, 2008

tortora 

Cyclops

HOLY SHIT!!! It's a cyclops, of the non x-men variety.....

tortora by a concerned citizen of the population of "norms" June 21, 2003