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An extraordinarily beautiful creature with strange eyes and the strong instinct to create mischief, run around naked, get stoned and live free. It often has a short attention span and sometimes forgets things almost as soon as they have said them. This condition can make it confused and may cause agression unpredictably. This is usualy handled with some good music and laughter. Be cautious around them if you are male because this creature has a natural ability to draw you in like a moth. The only sure fire way to be safe from a TorThor is to never make eye contact. They are often seen down town with a Kiashten causing mishief.
Holy shit! That TorThor is gorgeous!
TorThor by WonderGround March 11, 2009
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torwhore 

Did you see Courtney all dressed in Tory Burch? She's such a torwhore!
torwhore by weez10605 May 29, 2014

tortorice 

noun.
The name of someone who totally screws you over.

verb.
to totally screw someone over.
Dude, you totally got tortoriced.
tortorice by got_tortoriced March 17, 2008

Tortorella 

The coolest fucking shit around.

ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella
ex: thats so fuckin Tortorella!
I wish I was that Tortorella

Russell Tortoreti

An action involving the sniffing of a female’s hair without consent, or even the female knowing. This is often done with someone who had friendzoned you. If this maneuver doesn’t work you can always fall back on fat bitch Friday. The best time to pick up chonkers at Penn State. You will often see Avery getting her nightly 5 rounds of DP dough
“Fuck that Russell Tortoreti hit, but I want more” “Let’s go to DP dough and fuck a chonker
Russell Tortoreti by Mia Dougherty January 15, 2023

torwhore 

a girl who has no life. all she ever does is eat lemoncakes.
Jess- Your sucha torwhore!
Tor- lemon cakes?
torwhore by anoloyx December 9, 2008
HOLY SHIT!!! It's a cyclops, of the non x-men variety.....
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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