if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad
Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James
by finally i found a name February 17, 2025
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let me read my book

This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
Look it’s a person who wants to read their book (LMRMB) #ultrarare #takeapic let me read my book
by CHOPFINGER December 06, 2021
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A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.
Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic
by Captain OCD October 30, 2022
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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 07, 2017
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Read

Reading in the definition of Video Games is like a sixth sense in the mind on a person, like you know exactly what they are about to do before the move happens and you've already thought to counteract. In simpler terms. It's similar to a prediction in the future.
With the character you chose and how you play, it's not hard to read you.
by BestGuyJack February 15, 2021
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Read

A Thing that people don’t do anymore ever since TikTok was invented and everyone lost all their brain cells
Person A: Hey dude want to read a book?
Person B: Go away I’m busy doing literally anything else
by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022
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Read

That guy Read is 100% Pure Cocaine n cut.
by ChuggaChugg November 23, 2021
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