textnore

to ignore via text message; shut down, reject

I tried hitting up Natalie, but she totally textnored me.

by Brent L September 5, 2007

Texas turkey takedown

A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.

Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.

by Mann Jr October 31, 2007

Texas-Sized Whatachicken

Referring to a man's ginormous white meat weiner

Ohhh... the teachers in a good mood, she must have had the

"Texas-Sized Whatachicken......smothered in ranchdressin"

by Chi Chi McWeinerson December 31, 2007

Text Roulette

Grabbing a friends mobile when they go to the toilet etc and sending a random txt, for example.

"I've been keeping this a secret but, I wanna touch you."

Then holding your finger down on a the contacts, stop at random and send.

Delete the message from sent box before the friend returns.

Also known as Phrape

Hey Dave has left his phone on the table whilst nipping for a cig, let's play text roulette!

by Gilmanez November 12, 2010

Text hoe

Text hoe is when a person texts multiple people at the same time with no attentions to be in a relationship, leads the people they are texting on

The text hoe was texting six guys last night.

by Stovey July 21, 2016

Texas City High School

Also known as “Texas shitty high school”, this shitty school has nothing but hoes and fuckboys constantly trying to get your pants. The school is mixed with either rednecks (for some reason they like to always park their big ass trucks near the cheveron side of the parking lot) , and a large portion of la marque kids who were sent over to TCHS to escape from LMHS, only to find something just as toxic. You will literally learn nothing from this school and the administration is autistic . They added trade classes because the school is so academically bad they have no hope in the kids making it into college. The school is also over crowded and they suck at sports. On the bright side , you could always eat at taqueria after school.
Administration thought it would be a good idea to assign tracking IDs to all the students (starting fall 2018). Good luck if you ever forget your ID, you'll just get thrown into SAC.

Texas City High school? You mean the place where 8 fights happen in one week?

by The Girl Reading This November 6, 2018

Schrödinger's Text

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"

by ShepherdSaint November 6, 2017