Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 7, 2008

Shaking Head

When a guy shakes his head while eating a girl out. For some reason guys think that girls like this. It's really kind of annoying. And if he hasn't shaved like five minutes before it kind of hurts.

Matt was Shaking Head while eating me out last night. Now that whole area is raw.

by dannieisawesome October 24, 2009

Sparking

A sexual inter counter where one achieves orgasm by moving against the leg of another person. Ex. Starting a fire.

Mille and me were sparking in the car last night

by White October 17, 2018

Jesus Spanking

when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.

1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad choices....so Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my friends...is a Jesus spanking.

by michelle1991 November 29, 2010

I’m shaking

When pleasuring yourself and it feels too good so you begin to shake

I touched myself twice today so I told my boyfriend I’m shaking

by NoThottiesOnlyHotties May 26, 2018

Sparking Plot

fun way to say "parking spot."

Anita: Oh my god, it's so crowded here!

Marisa: Quick, find a sparking plot!

by living_soul12066 February 28, 2009

speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 28, 2009