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when you do something that you know is wrong and God comes back to get you for it later.
1. Obama is a crappy president and makes bad Jesus spanked him when he got hit in the face during a game of basketball.

2. A child kicks another kid and then runs away. while they are running away, they trip and smack their head on a wall. That my a Jesus spanking.
by michelle1991 November 26, 2010
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