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simpson

a very amazing and special person, who you should keep forever. they are so stunning and marriage material, and they are even more amazing if their name is evie.
"they are such a simpson , im never gonna leave them"
by juuuulessssss June 2, 2021
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Hunter Simpson

The biggest queer among all queers. A guy that has no friends and has to eat booty for money. I work at McDonalds for a career and will never have sex.
That kid Hunter Simpson is so annoying!
by Brady teevan 11 December 7, 2018
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Bart Simpson

You start by spiking you pubes with hot sauce and the girl licks the hot sauce of while eating the pubes
Hey cal the dragon I just Bart Simpson’s your own fookin brother
by God wooozer August 17, 2021
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Twerk like Homer Simpson

James is so lucky that his wife can twerk like Homer Simpson.
by TopNotch1192 February 9, 2024
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Jared Hibbard-Simpson

Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the best boyfriend ever! He might seem like just another stupid boy at first but once you get to know him, its impossible not to fall in love with him. He will say sweet things to you and tell you you are beautiful at any given time. He is a very protective boyfriend because he thinks your the most beautiful girl in his world and every guy wants you. He is so cute , funny and just amazing but he doesn't think very highly of him self, and at times he doesn't think he deserves a beautiful girl. If you have a boyfriend or a crush named Jared, i want you to tell him how you feel because he is the type of person that will truly listen to every word that you say . Once you fall for him, he will always have a place in your heart no matter what you do. Jared Hibbard-Simpson is the most sweet and sesitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with him, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. My favorite thing about Jared is he always gives the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. That warmth you feel you'll never feel with anyone else in the world . Unsure of himself at times, but Knows what he wants and goes after it. Jared will do great things with his life. Probably will even change the world, I know he's changed mine!
I am lucky to have Jared Hibbard-Simpson in my life. Definitely husband material!
by BeccatheWrecka November 11, 2023
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katherine simpson

Okay, who can I describe Katherine Simpson? Well, she has a really low self esteem, and fragile emotions, but doesn't like to show it, becasue she hates being judged, or pitied. Thought of as perfect in many ways, but is unable to see herself that way. Carries a whole bunch of personal emotional bagage, but jumps at any chance to help other people. Puts other people before herself, always, because she sees almost everyone else as more worthy of praise, effort, recognition, or affection in general. Really smart, loves books, has her own quirky habits that other people don't always get. Simply wants to be told she can stop trying so hard, she doesn't have to be perfect, no one expects her to, and she is loved and appreciated the way she is.
"Katherine Simpson is a good friend, but man, have you seen how much time she spends with her nose in a book? It's almost impossible to talk to her if she's started something new."
by ElvishWizardOfDaria May 23, 2017
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Bartholomew Simpson

Bartholomew Simpson also know as Bart Simpson should be part of the Dingleverse for his Goofy ahh first name.
Fox: Season 33 of the Simpsons premiered the 26th of September 2021
Bartholomew Simpsons: Eat My Shorts!
by Bartholomew Simpson June 13, 2022
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