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NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again 

Youngboy's names comes from the word GOAT which he is and is hated on just because it's a trend.

He has made more accomplishments than most of these grammy-awarded rappers but isn't given any grammy's himself because the industry hates on him. He also runs up more views than most rappers nowadays with barely any media coverage and doesn't use his social media platforms anymore because he doesn't need to advertise himself to get views. He has stayed top 10 for 92 consecutive weeks on the Rolling stones top 500 artist list and the only other artist todo that was Drake.
Joseph: Who's your favourite rapper
Educated person: The Goat wbu
Joseph: you talking bout Polo g
Educated person: Nah the real goat
Joseph: Who dat?
Educated person: Obviously NBA Youngboy, Youngboy Never Broke Again
Joseph: doesn't ring any bells
Educated person: Hold this L n come back to me once you actually listen to his music n the lyrics
Joseph: Please put me onto some of his music
Educated person: *plays some of YB's music*
Joseph: shit does hard, he a goat fr
Educated person: that's what i'm saying bro
Joseph: Laters bro, thanks for putting me onto the real rap god
Educated person: All sweet gang, spread the word
Joseph: *goes on to spread the message of YB for the rest of his life*
Educated person: *stays woke, and stays preaching YB's word*
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I would never barf in your urn! 

To deny doing something that you have obviously done.
Margaret, did you take all of the cookies I made for class?

I would never barf in your urn!

Well, you are going to make me another batch then!

Always Asleep Never Dead 

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.
Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

you will never be satisfied

you will never be satisfied with what you have. you get a wife/husband and then cheat on them by accident because the person that made you cheat is forcing you to.
Person A: i know my sister like i know my own mind, you will never find, anyone who is trusting or as kind! i love my sister more than anything in this universe--- you will never be satisfied, god i hope you're satisfiiiiiiied
Person C: you'll never gonna be president now!
Person B: *extremely pissed off*

The world may never know 

An answer to absolutely every question not fulfilling the persons original questions.
Girl: “How old are you?”

You: “The world may never know.”

Girl: “Bruh.”

always a bridesmaid never a bride 

always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person
“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride

I'm never drinking again 

I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.
Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand