Meloncholy 

A gloomy state of mind, achieved after eating a copious amount of fruit.

Meloncholy
Dudo 1: Hey man, you comin' up the recreation ground fo' some swingage?
Dudo 2: Ah I dunno... feeling kinda bummed...
Dudo 1: Been eating that mango?
Dudo 2: Yeah...

Meloncholy by AlbusOK October 25, 2007

Bad Melon  

Just something that is generally bad/devastating.
Or something is just generally unlucky.

Mike: Where were you?
John: O I was ill.
Mike: Man.. thats Bad Melon it was a good night

Bad Melon by Harrison Edwards May 5, 2008

MELONAID 

-noun- Similar to lemonaid but with a hint of dislexia.

"20$ for a lags of melonaid!!!"

MELONAID by krispy kreme December 9, 2004

melonology 

The Study of Melons

I like tits, so i will study up on my melonology.

melonology by Anonymous October 23, 2003

melody

Slutbucket.

A skank who wears clothes too tight for her.

a person who thinks she's hot shit but is not.

dude that melody charged me two dollars for that crappy bj

melody by Joey Shmoy December 28, 2007

cucumber melons 

titty fucking

look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons

cucumber melons by marine21 May 14, 2003

melon stick 

Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.

1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.

melon stick by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004