Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2016

Link it

Going crazy out of nowhere and causing harm on yourself and/or others

“John linked it at Matt, out of nowhere he just started punching him. I heard he’s in hospital with head trauma.”

“Wow John full linked it hahaha what a funny cunt”

“I’m gonna link it”

by Gonnalinkit March 24, 2025

lurk link

A lurk link is a link to someone's myspace profile, for the purpose of whoever you are talking to being able to see who you are talking about. This is widely used in instant message conversations and myspace

Darin was telling me how saggy this girl was, and I didn't understand until he sent me a lurk link.

dudeman1: Dude this chick is saggy
mandude2: lurk link, dude.
dudeman1: http://wwwhatever
mandude2: sag city, man.

by Jake Shaw January 4, 2009

Linked

1) To ditch someone without telling them.
2)To blow someone off, and not respond to them when they desire to talk.

Nick - "She said she will be back after her 15 min shower, Left me hanging for 2 days."
Matt- "She linked you bro!!"

by Silento Axeo May 10, 2018

Mamba Link

When two penises of the same skin color are conjoined via the foreskin. (Docking with more rules)

"I've gooned all morning bro, I dont have enough juice for the party later"
"You're good man I got you, this must be your first mamba link"

by FutaShuffle June 24, 2025

Link

Link is a pet name for the one you keep it on the down low with, referring to a Sneaky Link.

“hey Link, we still on for my place tn?”

“nah, my man might find out.”

by urcraziestex January 14, 2024

Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.

“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”

by Faecal matters October 30, 2020