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Vaginal Glutton

A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is no sign of a baby, the microchip will deactivate and be shitten out. If a baby is forming, the glutton will begin eating the baby. If the baby does not die from partial eating, the glutton will consume the entire thing, completely painless, but slightly ticklish to the woman.
Ill be back, I need a new pack of vaginal gluttons.
by Andy K April 18, 2004
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gutter monkey

n,
An urban form of "yard Ape"
Didjya see all those gutter monkeys running thru the hydrant?
by DoggieStylee December 14, 2004
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Gutter Slut

1. A hooker who hangs out at bowling alleys and turns tricks with patrons of the said bowling alley

2. The usual team name of a group of prostitutes in a bowling league. About as common as "The Alley Cats" for white middle-aged males
Steve: I don't know man, bowling a perfect game just won't cheer me up!
Dan: Well, Cindy the Gutter Slut can love you long time for 5 bucks
Steve: Nice!
by Robbie Hobby June 26, 2009
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Butter my gutter

Phrase used by homosexuals who want a botty basting; this type of butter is an ingredient in a shithole shandy.
by Ian Chode June 11, 2003
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sperm burping gutter slut

A homeless gutter residing fish like human who swims in giz. Often found studying "Murphys" law.
Christina the Trout Townsend has recently been spotted off the coast of Long Beach. Stay away from this sperm burping gutter slut, Sean Murphy has infested her with cooties.
by dr.willow January 27, 2007
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Glutton

Someone who admits to putting an ad on the interent three years ago, looking for someone willing to be slaughtered and eaten.
42 year old Arman Mivas
A really fat guy
by Kurt December 16, 2003
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gutta

Alana was so gutta in the club
by Parvinder May 2, 2005
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