Fake Date 

the person you asked to go out interseted in the event (e.g Cinema, movies, fun fair, circus etc) and is not interseted in you.

Chris- "hey tasha, you wanna go out with me?"

Tasha- "err, no."

Chris- "i got tickets to go watch Kung fu panda"

Tasha- "i love kung fu panda! il see you at the cinema"

Doc- "Man Chris, shes not interested in you, shes interested in the movie, you got yourself a fake date!"

Fake Date by atchaboi August 1, 2008

fake moves 

the act of doing something you are not allowed to do.
such as drugs, stealing, or cheating.

"dude thompson was faking moves left and right lastnight."

you cant fake moves on me.

fake moves by fakethemove November 7, 2007

Fake Bunt 

An assumed sexual act in which you approach your partner with your (penis)firmly in hand, obviously displaying that your intentions are to receive (oral) pleasure. As your partner approaches, continue your stance until their mouth gets close enough and slap them on the side of their face with your penis while screaming HOME RUN! *For some of you hitters like myself, results may very on exactly where or if you can even reach their face due to the size of your penis, if there is no contact after the swing then you can still redeem yourself by screaming STRIKE 1.

I dont understand, I use to get (head) before I gave her the Fake Bunt.

Fake Bunt by Billy Paxton January 17, 2008

fake smile

The kind of smile you give when you see someone you strongly dislike (i.e. a raging whore or someone's creepy boyfriend).

Steph: HEY!
Hali: *fake smile* heyyyy

fake smile by Jamaal and Boquifa February 4, 2009

fake the funk 

To be fake or to not keep it real

Yo man, don't fake the funk.

fake the funk by DaSnoopinatorFoSho March 22, 2003

Fake Irish 

Americans who claim to be of Irish decent, but are not.

The Yetman family of South Boston are fake Irish.

Fake Irish by East 5th st October 10, 2009

Fake Chow 

When you go down on a girl, and you pretend to be eating her out, but really you are rubbing her vagina with your finger, and making noises like you are eating her out.

I gave Hannah fake chow last night, and she didn't even notice!

Fake Chow by Tray dog January 4, 2011