Dutch Bakery

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.

I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.

by Schmillerton January 11, 2013

Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.

I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!

by UrbanHim March 13, 2013

Duty-in-da-pantz

A navy term for a watch you don't want and don't have time for.

The duty section watch bill said I have 0000 to 0400 duty-in-da-pantz.

by UT3 February 5, 2014

Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish

A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.

After work, Tony totally gave Nate the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish at Finns last night.

by Tony the Finn December 2, 2013

dutch cheer

the joyful, blarting sound made by the expulsion of spunk-laced gas from the anus

a chorus of dutch cheers went up from the crowd as van persie drove the ball towards the goal

by dutch_cheer July 9, 2014

Dutch Hood Ornament

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.

I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014

duterus

A Boy's uterus

"If boy's had uterus's they'd be called duterus's" Tina Belcher

by buttsrkewl April 8, 2015