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"If boy's had uterus's they'd be called duterus's" Tina Belcher
duterus by buttsrkewl April 8, 2015
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Used when predicting what could happen if dudes had a uterus.
I wonder what a male uterus would be called.
Duh! It's called a duterus.
duterus by 882000 October 21, 2014
Opposite of your weenis (skin on elbow), inside of your arm where it bends. A weenis (weenus) and Duterus are one happy couple! Considered the feminine part of arm in comparison to the elbow
You just put your finger in my duterus!
Duterus by Porkysmom July 2, 2021
If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.
A uterus which is incapable of producing female offspring.
She had so many sons her duderus was like a circus clown car.
Duderus by Dr Phlebas May 30, 2016
When boys have a uterus
"If boys had uteruses, they'd be called duderuses"
Duderus by D-Monkey May 9, 2018

uteruses before duderuses 

Like chicks before dicks but better.
There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses
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