Definitions by WTFuck

dutch holiday 

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

dutch holiday by WTFuck July 14, 2015

Dutch Traffic Jam 

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.

On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.

Dutch Traffic Jam by WTFuck July 10, 2014

Dutch Hood Ornament 

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.

I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.

Dutch Hood Ornament by WTFuck July 10, 2014