Dutch Traffic Jam

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.

On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014

Dutch Hood Ornament

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.

I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014

dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 02, 2015