Dutch Traffic Jam

When you break a cock ring during a gang bang and hold up the others while you repair it. Similar to repairing your bicycle in the bike lane.

On my way to work this morning I ran into a Dutch Traffic Jam.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014

dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.

My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.

by WTFuck July 14, 2015

Dutch Hood Ornament

When you take poop on the hood of someone's car.

I gave my girlfriend a Dutch Hood Ornament when we broke up.

by WTFuck July 10, 2014