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Under the desk special

When a secretary performs fellatio on her boss from underneath his work desk.
Dude 1: "Dude the boss wouldn't let me in his office and his secretary was gone, kinda weird..."
Dude 2: "You didn't know? He gets under the desk specials every other day around three o'clock"
by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010
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destruct

(verb) Similar to destroy, except much more painful.
I will destruct you!!!!!
by Bob882 October 21, 2004
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Deshani

A beautiful angel sent from heaven.
Deshani is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. She is beautiful both inside & out. She is a dude magnet. Every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. Deshani is very rare to find so consider yourself lucky if you know one! She doesn't think she's attractive but in reality she's the most naturally gorgeous thing you'll ever meet! Deshani is a girl who will comfort you when you're down and listen to your every word with care and understanding. Don't ever let her go!
1: Deshani is the kind of girl you'd do anything for.

2: I know what you mean, she's just amazing.

1: It's hard not to feel this way about such a girl.
by james!007 November 30, 2011
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Destiny

Destiny is most definitely the hottest girl you will ever meet. Most likely born on the 13th because that is obviously the most amazing birthday. If you know a Destiny you are obviously the luckiest bitch in the entire world, because this sexy girl is all that you could ever ask for or dream of. If you know a Destiny, make sure she knows that you will always be there for her, because having her as a friend makes your life better by the minute. Somehow she manages to make you miss her more and love her more every second of every day. Hold on to her tight because she is worth it <3
See that girl over there? I love her. That's my Destiny
by MSwagLovesYou November 10, 2013
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Mutally Assured Destruction

The principle underlying nuclear deterrence.

The recognition that the use of nuclear weapons between any two nuclear powers (or nuclear-allied powers) will result in mutual destruction. The reason nuclear weapons are so useful (and can never be used).
Mutually Assured Destruction guarantees that nobody but those crazy Arabs will ever use nukes.
by Jose Fuentes February 12, 2004
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desco

That KuSh was desco. Not too strong.
by MAMAMAMIA December 13, 2009
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Destroy Dick December

Destroy Dick December is a very prestigious event that all men and women can participate in. It works as if on the first day of December you bust the same number as the day. The first, you bust once, the second you pound twice and so on.
Are you ready for Destroy Dick December?”
“Yeah, I’ve been holding in the biggest nut.”

“Well only nut a little you gotta make it through the whole month.”

“Trust me, I will make it.”
by grab that dick December 3, 2018
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