gamefaqs message boards 

Sadly, a wonderful idea and potentially one of the coolest forums on Earth, if not for major flaws that completely ruin any enjoyment from it's users.

1. The basic system:
- Possibly the most inconvenient, inaccessible and unintuitive message board system I've EVER seen. Everything you are allowed to do, even the most basic amenities of forum usage are presented as "rewards" for accumulating high "karma" (an ironic term at best). Basically a badge of honor and level of validity to one's membership gained simply by signing on. You could type by mashing the keys with your face everyday for a year and be more accepted than a newbie with halfway decent ideas.
"Want to delete a post? Sorry Karma is too low. Want to search your own posts? Sorry. Mark a troll for harassing you? Sorry. Want to post more than ten times a day? Sorry"....you get the picture.
- There is no messaging system, so communicating on a personal level is impossible. They even make a point of saying the possible inclusion of such, is not even up for discussion.
- No 'Edit post' feature at all. Which means a lot of deleted posts which still take up room, and a LOT of double or triple posting and even more typos that certainly fail to go unnoticed by the site's "grammar police".
You think with all the pop ups and drop downs, this place could spring for some convenience...
- The karma system only serves to create an elitist atmosphere where the opinions of anyone with low karma are immediately written off as invalid or trollish.
- The codes for posting aren't presented to the poster when posting. You get a box. You type in the box. If you don't know the codes for italics or quoting. Meh, tuff shit.

2. Moderation:
If you look up corrupt in the dictionary.....
(or inept)
THE worst I've ever seen.
Anyone with intellect needs to seriously watch out, because apparently, the moderating staff is made up almost entirely of CJayC's punk-ass little brother's best friends. With all the anti-intelligence and pro-childish fight mob mentality you'd expect from thirteen year old boys.
Things that can net you moderation:
- Whole words and sentences
- Honesty
- Individuality
- Refusal to kowtow
- not kissing the right ass
- presenting a counter to fanboy supported games
- Being a decent person

3. The People:
Imagine a pool filled with people and no water. Imagine that 90% of said people are under the age of 18. Hopped up on sugar and bolstered by "Internet courage" Each one more "1337" than the last. Now imagine the remaining 10% are buried under the former struggling to breath and claw their way through the idiot kids only to reach the surface to be kicked in the face by a moderator and pushed back down into the depths of Internet Hell.

GAMEFAQS - Come for the FAQ's...stay for nothing else.

"Did you know I was banned from the gamefaqs message boards yesterday?"
"No way!"
"Yeah, it was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me."

gamefaqs message boards by FlowersInMidgar September 21, 2008

Bardia 

Bardia is a persian dude. If you meet him you are very lucky as he is a very loyal friend/loving partner. However, if you piss Bardia off he will instantly snap because of his short temper. Bardias often procrastinate but when they are doing something they love they do it well. They are followers (not leaders) and like to fit in. Bardia learns very quickly no matter how challenging something is and their determination is a great attribute. They are amazing people and you are very lucky if you know of a Bardia

Dude!! Is that a Bardia? We NEED to be his friend!

Bardia by pewdiepie6969 February 24, 2019

Bean boarding 

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

Bean boarding by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

Bardex 

(noun) The brand name of a popular, commercially available enema kit. The brand has become an unofficial term for any enema equipment in enema fetishist circles.

I've been eating nothing but shredded wheat and dried beef for three days. I'd better grab the Bardex and get my tract moving.

Bardex by arentiexclusive August 23, 2009

boardrat 

1. A male who whores himself out to numerous female boardies on an internet message board.
2. Any guy on an internet message board that has allowed a few compliments by other female 'boardies' go to his head and created the impression in his own mind that he's a real ladies man.

Example: moby.com's very own ghost hounds

boardrat by Johnny Hot Stuff July 10, 2005

boardinghouse reach 

The act of reaching across fellow diners for a dish or platter. A rude action by a person who has no manners and was probably raised in a barn.

Hey buddy! There is no need to reach across the table for the potatoes! We do not tolerate a boardinghouse reach in this house!

boardinghouse reach by peter gazinya October 4, 2010

Captain Barden 

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

Captain Barden by KDog88 October 30, 2008