virgin beers

NAs (non-alcoholic) beers, or 'non-als'.

Like their cousins the alcopops (a.k.a. poof juice), virgin beers are for the alcorexic!

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

cheeseburger virgin

when a cheeseburger hasn't touched your lips

josie is dirty cheeseburger virgin

by conch575 August 13, 2007

hand virgin

Someone who has never spanked the monkey.

Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?

Man 2: What about him?

Man: He's a hand virgin!

by WeirdEars March 2, 2009

Virgin

A person with an extreme phobia of children.

"I'm a virgin because sex equals demon spawn."

"Screw religious beliefs of virginity, I just hate children"

by kzdhf sd January 10, 2009

Tainted Virgin

"A virgin who has inserted A dildo, into the vagina to the point of penetration Intercourse".

II:A dildo fully entering into the vagina.

III:A cast of another man's penis entering the vagina.

Definition,
Intercourse: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person

Multiple scenarios of the words use.

Ex:1
Person A(Speaking to friend):She says shes a virgin but I know shes tainted...I saw her vagina and its like a gaping manhole!"

Person B:Dude Stfu about your "Tainted virgin" just bang the bitch already"

Ex:2

Virgin:I just cant stand the fact that she is fucking the cast of another man's penis;It's like she has already betrayed me".

Douche bag:Ya man no one likes sloppy seconds even if it was a cast Lol enjoy your "Tainted Virgin", as for me I got me a cherry to go PoP!"

Ex:3
Loser:She popped her own fucking Cherry she uses her dildo like a plunger and she expects me to call her a Virgin?!"

Loser3.0:Man there's a name for that it's called a "Tainted Virgin".

by Adrian Dearth September 6, 2010

Right Ear Virgin

Someone who's had sex in every orifice but the right ear.

Guy 1: That girl is such a fucking slut - I bet she's a right ear virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was before last night.

by big zach May 29, 2007

Like A Virgin

Like A Virgin is a phrase that refers to a man's penis being so large that once he penetrates a female/male that the feeling is simultaneous to when the female/male has lost their virginity. In other words the penis is so large that the area penetrated is once again "deflowered."

His cock was so big, when we fucked, I felt like a virgin.

by Jack Itahfnkum September 28, 2008