toss the spaghetti

To rim an Italian man

Sally is such a slut. She picked a random mob guy and tossed his spaghetti.

by Hank Gerald April 2, 2005

tossing the salad

taking tongs and mixing the salad so you do not just get salad or tomatoes you get everything. For more information on tossing salads go to www.thecookingchannel.com

by Your mama fool! July 28, 2003

argue the toss

An idiom meaning to stubbornly quibble over something inconsequential, irrelevant, minor or off-topic. A cavilling dispute.

Another way of saying "to argue for the sake of it".

Unfortunately the meeting didn't go well. Eric starting getting pedantic, and decided to argue the toss over a trivial detail of the plan.

by Roger Mellie 84 September 4, 2009

Pish Tosh

Rubbish, Bunk, A perposterous proposition.

Made popular by the quippy expression; "Pish Tosh and a bottle of Pinosh on a hot summer's day in Koshkonong!"

by one smart gal November 29, 2005

St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

tosser

Russian President Putin. Means a jerk off in American English. Also, British slang for male masturbation.

"Putin really is a tosser." Henry Smith, MP

by Pink Partner September 7, 2013

A - Tosser

as above but more like wanker than dickhead, as the toss in tosser refers to the tossing motion of masterbation (or tossing-off). A tosser is someone who masterbates.

Dave is a tosser, he keeps tossing-off

by tonguestubble September 14, 2005