Barking Spider

n. Its when you fart. Then you blame it on an imaginary spider.

Oh boy there is a nother barking spider guys.

by woody420haro February 15, 2009

Spider Man

A technique of avoiding a gross public toilet seat. Simply press both arms and both feet against the walls of the toilet stall and raise yourself above the seat.

That seat was so gross that I had to do a Spider Man!

by Big Al72 March 2, 2011

Spide

A creature usually found in large numbers(3-12, who hates most other things.

Likes:
*Corsas/Novas
*"wheet lihtnin"
*"liek"
*"dblyew caye dee bloo"
*"knokin teh fook outta wenkers/hyppies/goffs"
*"bangin me girl"
*"gettin wiped out on blow"
*defending "me ma"(who most of the time they swear their life on, on crappy bets)

Dislikes:
*"hyppies"
*"auld fockers"
*"goffs"
*"sk8terz"
*"fagotts"
*"me ma"(strange but ma is in both)
*most booze that would get someone older than a 3-year-old pissed
*anyone who can drink more than them
*anyone who can fight

so in essence the Spide is a twat, who cant fight in packs less than 3. so if you see some laugh inside then pass them. Also watch yer wallets.

Spides: EYEO HYPPIE GET YER HAIR CUT
Metaller: fuck you
Spides: U LOKIN A FEEGHT
Metaller: u want one?
Spide: FOCKIN HYPPIE BASTARD
Metaller smacks Spide.
Spide: IYL GET ME DA ON YE YE FUCKER

by DIWAS December 14, 2008

Spider legs

Pubic hair

My spider legs itch!

by bennytorresiii October 28, 2011

marmite spider

anus; commonly used to provide a vivid mental image to the recipient

check out the naturist rock climber! he flashing his marmite spider

by dan November 25, 2004

spide

Originally from the term Spiderman because of the clothes they wore. ie. fashion sense of spiderman.
Usually come accompanied with sovereigns, moustaches, short hair, baseball caps, shell suits and hang around in groups of a hundred + lookin for a diggin`.
(also linked to most forms of trance and hardcore)

Look at the state of those wee spidey fuckers.

by al July 6, 2003

The Spider-man

The sex act in which a male cums on his hand and flings it on a girls face, like spider-mans web.

"Hey, guess what?", asked Joe. "I just pulled The Spider-man on Lindy!"

by Gary Clark November 12, 2007