Selfie

When one takes a photo of poop coming out of their own buttonhole with a Motorola Razr.

My battery died, can I use your phone? I've been taking way to many selfies with my Motorola Razr.

by Bobbyhacker July 9, 2014

selfie suicide

A retarded trend mostly done by emo's that involves the person taking a picture of themselves as a meaningless martyrdom attention seeking act before they kill themselves and then they get their idiot friends to post it on internet websites like 4chan.com.

John got out his smartphone and took a gun to his while taking a picture of himself before he did the selfie suicide and then had his friend Jane post it on 4chan.com.

by superbipolar420 March 4, 2016

Reach Around Selfie

1. n: having someone take a picture of you as you take a picture of yourself (or something else)

Jill is getting a great shot of the San Francisco bridge, realizes she is wearing a lovely sundress that matches the bridge, and asks Jack for the reach around selfie so she can pair the pic of her with the pic of the bridge when she posts it on instabook.

by WAATY March 28, 2014

Selfing

To comment on a post with something completely unrelated, and attempting to change the focus to yourself.

"I shattered my femur saving kittens from the 50th story of a building on fire. That was a lot of burning stairs."

Selfing Comment: "Well I once got a paper cut filling out the crossword on the Stairmaster, so I totally know how you feel. I had a really rough day."

by bigashs2 January 1, 2012

Selfie

When you take a picture of yourself on a phone

Girl: SELFIE! *poses*

by _NeedAMoment December 9, 2013

selfie

archaic: A photographic self portrait, usually taken with a cel phone camera.

modern: Masturbation.

Before dinner she enjoyed a selfie.

by dogman808 January 11, 2014

Asexual Selfishness

Pushing those who are interested in you away as you don't feel the same way towards them. Even though you know you'll enjoy yourself while in the relationship. Suffered by those you aren't actually asexual but claim to be.

Meghan: He doesn't love me, why?
Jim: Steve is 'apparently' asexual and isn't interested, he has asexual selfishness, for sure

by dirtydouble October 3, 2016