Scatter muncher

An indecisive bi-sexual woman.

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

Scatologicia

A psychological condition, under which sufferers cannot resist making endless jokes about anything related to the anus, faeces, etc.

After Jeff had made a number of jokes about farting, going to the toilet and people shitting themselves, Jenny concluded that he was suffering from a severe case of Scatologicia, and should be referred to a psychiatrist for treatment as soon as possible.

by Len1964 March 29, 2008

scatter cat

someone that worries too much, and doesn't have control of their situation

1: that scatter cat is damaging my cool
2: chill kitten, stop being a scatter cat.

by beatshoes May 21, 2008

scattling

The act of applying one's fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. Typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. Humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.

J: "Man, that guy at the DMV was such an asshole, now I have to fill out all this paperwork"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"

by jewelsjewels March 19, 2009

Scattarang

To eject fecal matter with such speed and ferocity that it rebounds on whatever surface you are aiming at and hits you in the behind, quite like a boomerang.

I just had the worst scattarang ever. It bounced right off of Phil and I got bruises all over my frikken balls.

Dude, don't eat at that shitty place, you'll scattarang for sure.

by pogopedagog April 7, 2009

Scattoo

(n): a combination of the words “Scary,” “Scar,” and “Tattoo.”, Luckily the word “Scat” also emerged from this hybrid, which is another word for Fecal Matter. (”Shit”. . . for the vulgar lay-person!)

That tattoo is so bad that its not even a tattoo... its a SCATTOO

by jinji October 13, 2009

scatter spray

explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray

Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.

by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010