Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back

Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel

by FUck TI December 29, 2018

Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time

Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you

by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025

weston roach

tall person who is of the lgbtq community

he is a weston roach fr

by namernam May 1, 2024

Roach Ridin'

The very last couple of pulls on a zoot that is basically roach, but people can't be bothered (or just can't) roll another one.

Guy 1: Hey, you want this?
Guy 2 Yeah!
Guy 3: Nah man, allow roach ridin'

by Guy who gets gassed July 28, 2012

tickling the roach

term that refers to the act of tickling a persons vagina in such a way that it produces a queef that makes a high pitched noise that can only be described as a roach laughing

I just spent the last hour tickling the roach with my girl it was so poggers

by coolrobert935 January 12, 2024

Roach Coach

A vehicle which sells food, such as sandwiches, snacks, coffee and soda on construction job sites, military bases and university campuses.

Good thing the roach coach is here because I am starving.

by Paraguay Mike June 4, 2018

Roached

When an individual forgets a task, or detail regarding something they have been given or told within the past 24 hours due to his or her marijuana consumption. The level of roach the individual experiences varies for each scenario.

Brendan: Aw shit, dude I forgot the munchies upstairs.

Peter: Roached.

by FuckSocietyGoGreen February 4, 2013