Piltdown Man

Someone in a group of thick people who stands out by being so thick, that even the other thickos notice it.

"That Ryan is such a Piltdown Man, he can't follow the plot of a TV advert."

by Sir Aethelred Pisp August 21, 2021

haggardly pilt

Adj; To describe ones state of extreme inebriation.

Matt was so haggardly pilt last night he showed everyone his dick!

by fixerman September 12, 2010

Dick Pivot

(n.) the act of switching sexual positions without removing p from v

alternate usage: pivot dick
(n.) a dick that is kept inside a female vagina while switching sexual positions, similar to a pivot foot in basketball which must remain planted on the floor until a player dribbles, passes, shoots, etc.

The dick pivot from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl is a pretty complex sequence of moves.

If I hadn't bought that VHS box-set of late 80's interracial porn, my husband never would have learned the dick pivot. It saved out marriage.

T. Chance Thrasher is a legend in the industry, His dick pivot is like the Abdul-Jabar sky hook, just unstoppable.

by Ryan O’Connell May 16, 2020

Adios pelota

When someone booty claps repeatedly on your balls with such force that you end up having to get one removed.

Hey man why were you in the hospital ? Sadly, I experienced the good ‘ol adios pelota last night.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

Armando "el pivote" Trevino

A mythological creature whose mere existence is the satirical manifestation of societal issues.

Armando "el pivote" Trevino is going to shoot up the school.

by dentingcurve August 21, 2018

piotr

Noun. Polish for someone who is really chill/calm.

Can also be associated with the word "Sanam" which is the polish word for ogre.

(Ogre is VERY loosely translated from Polish as there is no equivalent word in English. Beast or saskwatch can also be substituted)

Man, that guy is sooo chill, he's like a piotr.

Oh shit, the building is on fire. Act like a piotr and everything will be alright.

by 19down June 17, 2010

philothei

philotheis are so cute and pretty. they are greek goddesses. they are so smart and ugly and annoying but sometimes they are ok if you get to know them but usually this doesnt turn out well and you end up hating them after a few years.

boy; Philothei is pretty lets go talk to her

girl; no shes a total bitch and super weird run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by RaySyrne December 4, 2017