platch

To follow through slightly when farting - or indeed burping.

'That sounded like a wet fart. You didn't just platch did you'

by Jo July 26, 2004

hot plate

You lay on your back & cover your face with saran wrap while someone proceeds to defecate on your face.

The saran wrap was so thin that I could taste the delicious Hot Plate when the poop melted it's way through.

by Doyle13 February 15, 2004

Poo Poo Plater

When a women has Rectovaginal Fistula and your "eating" her she sharts into your mouth, down your throat causing you to vomit on her vagina. You then slurp up the mixture known as the "Poo Poo Plater"

Dude, Sarah was so nasty she made me eat her poo poo plater

by BlueWaffle3456213487 March 7, 2012

plater

Same as fluffer; person on porn movie set whose job it is to keep male cast erect by providing oral sex.

The plater wasn't good enough at her oral craft to keep Sir Fuxalot hard enough for his next scene.

by TheCurmudgeon October 29, 2011

Plated

Totally and uterly steaming(drunk)

I was totally plated last night!

by Adrian Roworth October 8, 2004

plate

To Plate : to record a photograph on any medium. From historical use of cut to size glass plates as a substrate or carrier medium for light sensitive emulsion.

"Let's plate this face and get outa this place"

by fotog January 18, 2004

plate of porridge

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.

Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge

by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011