pike

to pick up things off the floor that are dirty or have no value

pike:OOooooh lookie a shiny penny!!
me: DON'T BE SUCH A ****ING PIKE!!!

by ooo-a-lava-lamp April 13, 2006

piker

Someone who avoids his friends so he can hang out on the net, because he's too slack to do otherwise.

Ilkka would prefer to sit at home on the net than come see X-men 2 with us... he's suck a piker!

by Mark Reow May 4, 2003

Piker

1. An anti-American who supports terrorism and thinks that the people who died in the 9/11 attacks deserved it.

2. A traitor to ones country.

3. A mouthpiece for jihadi's

He's a real piker, he said "Dan Crenshaw lost his eye to a brave Mujahideen"

by DEFCOR August 27, 2019

pokey

Relating to Pokey the Penguin, as in wildly random.
Noun: Randomness.

"Wow, THAT was some real pokey there for you.."

by Marty Polisbonar March 31, 2003

pokey

can be used to deacribe someone who has recently encountered being poked (otherwise known as fingering)

hayley is such a pokey the dirty girl she is always getting poked

by nagem and tegdirb April 16, 2006

Pikesville

A town in the northwest corner of Baltimore County straddling Reisterstown Road and Park Heights Avenue. It was overwhelmed by a Jewish population in the 50s. By the 60s, Pikesville became synonymous with Hebrew. If you were goy, you were invisible. Given the wealth of the population, everything was run by and for Jews. Elite stores clamored for leases; The Villager, Pappagallo Shoes, etc. The Jews took over the PTA, took over the political arena, took over everything. The kids were so spoiled it was ridiculous. On Jewish holidays, Pikesville shut down. There were some establishments that made their mark in history. The Suburban Club was a country club that became the equivalent of a Jewish Dubai. There was the Pikes Theater, a little movie house that expanded, whose first long run film was, guess? Exodus. There was Irving Borenstein's Arts & Objects. Field's Pharmacy quickly grew to a department store. You could work as a waitress in the soda shop and feel the sting of abuse if you were obviously a shickse. Mike's Pizzeria was a great place for the Jewish kids to hang out, with the walls painted in cartoon design by graphic artist Robin Broadfoot. S&H Restaurant was a great deli for authentic Kosher. In the mid 60s, the building of Pikesville Sr. High began on Smith Avenue. That is a chapter in and of itself.

If you told people from other locations in Maryland that you were from Pikesville, they would instantly look at your face and say, "Funny, you don't look Jewish."

by JustPeachy362 January 2, 2017

shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004