a microwave family happens when a person marries someone who already has children. it's quick and easy, just like a microwave meal.
Q: have you heard that shaniqua got married?
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
A: yeah, but her new husband already has 5 kids. she's got herself a microwave family!
by sarahlh727 February 8, 2010
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When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
When someone compliments or says something nice to your girlfriend/boyfriend and you do nothing about it or are totally fine with it. Microcuck is a fusion of the terms microaggression and cuck (cuckold). Essentially getting microcucked is getting cucked in the smallest way possible.
John: Wow! You are absolutely beautiful
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")
Bob has just been microcucked.
Bob's girlfriend: Thanks! That's so nice!
Bob: *does nothing* (or says something like "that was nice!")
Bob has just been microcucked.
by Buttercastle April 18, 2018
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Mr. Schachter: "You ok bud?"
T-Dog: "Yeah man im just Microsoft Autoupdating right now that's why I have a fire-hose attached to my cock."
T-Dog: "Yeah man im just Microsoft Autoupdating right now that's why I have a fire-hose attached to my cock."
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Get the microqueef mug.A middle-aged man named Vihaan, greets you with the phrase, "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: Hi, I got this message and it says to call you.
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*
Vihaan: "Microsoft Tech Support, how may I help you?"
Me: *hangs up*
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Steps to mastering Linux CLI:
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on
by Bad C dev January 22, 2022
Get the microtic mug.1. When you take the food out of the microwave and it doesn't feel hot. Then shortly after your hands start to burn, causing you to drop your food.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
2. When you put a piece of silverware in the microwave for 34 seconds exactly and then proceed touch it as soon as it's done.
Person 1: " Why is the food all over the floor? "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
Person 2: " I dropped it after I got Microwave Sting "
Alt: " A man died shortly after getting Microwave Sting while microwaving a knife "
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