austin martin

How dumbasses refer to Aston Martin.

"Hey Jim, look at that sweet Austin Martin over there! Woo!"

by resident hamster June 4, 2008

r/martialarts

r/martialarts a subreddit full of wannabe UFC fighters. They think anything that isn't MMA or BJJ is bullshido.

Guy 1: So, I've been taking Aikido and....
Guy 2: Pffftttt, Aikido is so bullshido I read that on r/martialarts

by Yoyohippiemaster August 21, 2016

Georgia Martin

Hoe Hoe Hoe sends nudes to everyone. really hot but talks to too many boys and sticks her ass out too much says she doesnt talk to boys and she doessnt. needs to have her first hookup bc she talks shit and hasnt even kissed a boy ummmmm yeah attention seeking and says she fat when she not and yeah cool peep

theres Georgia Martin oh surprise her ass is out

by hipsdontlie1234 February 27, 2017

Bald Martin

Bald Martin: Is a legend that has a stepson named morgz and bald martin is kinda thicc too. also is bald and hot.

Bald Martin was left outside in the freezing cold by his stepson morgz during the infamous pause challenge.

by Noah Low February 6, 2020

martin

Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!

Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!

by BigMart December 11, 2008

Chicago Martini

To drink douche water

After Molly douched, I treated myself to a Chicago martini.

by Chuck Mangioni September 28, 2003

Martin

A sexual act where a woman licks from a mans asshole up his taint to his balls. The greatest and most intense sexual act you will experience in your lifetime.

Guy 1: Man that girl over there is hot
Guy 2: I know right she gave me a Martin last weekend, best one I've ever had
Guy 1: You better wife that one

by Allan Kaeger November 6, 2015