A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you
will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you
will ever find. It’s for beginners or
rich inner New York City
people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the
stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like
15-25, and you
will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you
will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow
pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home