Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

going jet blue

When the frustrations of a stressful job get to be too much, you scream obscenities over the PA system, grab a beer from the lunch room refrigerator, deploy the proverbial escape chute, and scurry off to a better life.

Man, if that jackass mentions his precious 'action plan' one more time, I'm going jet blue on his ass!

by tnunnster August 11, 2010

Goongalass

Another word for either a dull or short-sighted person (generally someone who doesn’t think ahead).

“Craig is a real goongalass for getting back with his ex.”
“My goongalass teacher just assigned us a third project in the same week.”

by Ouedouard November 9, 2021

Gongore

someone who derives pleasure from eating meats and other foods off of naked men

gongore is a fag

by scum bag March 9, 2003

Going Phu

Talking too much or asking very personal or weird questions.

AimBoy1: Wats up
AimGirl2: mn
AimBoy1: wat were u doin earlier
AimGirl2: Gtg
AimBoy1: where
AimGirl2: dinner?
AimBoy1: wat u havin
AimGirl2: idk stop going Phu on me

by YohannTheSpanishBoy April 27, 2008

Going U-dic

(Referring to Urban Dictionary.) Unnecessarily laden with sexual connotation and sophomoric behavior.

His monologue started out PG, then he started going U-dic on us about 5 minutes into it.

by dancesdo February 4, 2009

Gongmaster

A device much like a stairmaster, but instead of two steps on the machine their are two gong mallets on the machine. Used by percussionists of all shapes and sizes to strengthen the forearms, biceps, triceps, while simletaneously practicing some good old fashioned gong motions.

Example of a Gongmaster (tm) Commercial:

Groupie: "Wow Jon the famous Drummer you look so toned and ripped, and your rhythm is so good- how do you do it?"

Kenny the not so famous drummer: "I'm not Jon the famous Dummer, I just use the Gongmaster and it makes me look attractive like him so I get all the girls to admire me. And its only 19.99!" (winks at camera) *wink*

by flossandtosscrisscrosstheboss July 15, 2009