glassnoob 

The word "glassnoob" (noun) is a direct translation of the norwegian word "brillegjøk" for those who are familiar with that term. In english this word is not to different from the nickname "four-eyes" as it is also an insult aimed towards those with impaired sight and thus use glasses to correct their physical flaws.

Bob: "Hey Johnny, you four-eyed glassnoob!"

Johnny: "Fuck offz Bryan! Oh wait, are you Bob? Come closer please."

glassnoob by Tengil January 9, 2005

Shards Of Glass 

The feeling in your throat the day after giving oral sex to a male partner

I blew Keaton last night and now I have shards of glass, aw shucks.

Shards Of Glass by Viva-De-Mi-Es-Chipotlé June 2, 2015

emo glasses 

A type of black-framed glasses often worn by emo enthusiasts and lesbians. Also occasionally seen worn by guys who are trying way too hard to look smarter than they actually are.

Emo glasses can be seen frequently in non-chain coffee shops in college towns.

emo glasses by Ryan Thompson August 10, 2004

glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.

I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!

glass hamburger treat by Tweedle January 21, 2008

glass wipe 

one who wipes glass (before serving drinks); a bartender

"Hey glass wipe, can I get some service down here?!"

glass wipe by c. stevens November 22, 2005

Glass Ceiling

A wrestling term, symbolizing the barricade keeping the perrenial upper-mid carders from main events. Usually used in the sense of backstage politics in wrestling, with one wrestler being accused of holding another down (as in: below the glass ceiling)

Above the glass ceiling: Triple H
Below the glass ceiling: Chris Jericho

Glass Ceiling by CM Oreo April 4, 2004

glass slipper 

A condom.

A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.

glass slipper by Tyler February 9, 2004