germany

Germany is the origin of numerous great inventions, such as:

- Rocketry
- MP3
- Heroin
- Gummy bears
- Communism
- The jet plane
- Computers
- Beer!

So lets all stop bashing them and show some gratitude instead.

German scientist: "Yes, yes, somezing is missing. I know! I will infent me a flying defice. And an electric computing machine wizz a storatch to do steering. Yes and I shall infent a strong opioid to fight longflight boredom as well as fitting yet-to-infent gelatin candy. Excellent..."

Assistant: "May I haff zome of zee gelatin candy?"

German scientist: "Nah you may not!"

Assistent .oO("Oh Im zoo wütend! I will drink zome of zee alcoholic beferage I infented lately and zen I will zinc up a zoshall system for Germany where zee candy is for ef-eryone!")

by poki June 11, 2006

germaine greer

Big mouth,nasty,old bitch,opens her mouth before her brain finally kicks in,bitter old wrinkled nothing, someone who tries to get into the spot light, by insulting others, venomous tongue

Woman 1..Did you hear what Germaine Greer that nasty old has been no nothing said about Steve Irwin?

Woman 2..No..Who the hell is Germaine Greer?

Woman 3.. Exactly!!

by Michelle_aus September 16, 2008

geriphile

Somebody who enjoys sexual intercourse with old people

"I'm fucking this 80yr old woman"
"You sick Geriphile!"

by Smith the Smithy June 23, 2004

german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals

"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"

by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007

German lawnmower

The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.

- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.

by Goupil October 2, 2009

GERIATRIC POLY PROBE

When you take an elderly woman’s false teeth out and stick them in her ass and then you perform anal sex on her.

Yo dude, I picked up this old bitch at Bingo last night. The dumb ho wouldn’t stop talkin’ so I gave her the Geriatric Poly Probe

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 5, 2009

Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

by bukowsky December 17, 2008