fallanced

An adjective that describes a skewed style of journalistic reporting based on fallacies, while at the same time purporting to be “fair and balanced.”

I wouldn't trust everything they say on Fox News. Their reporting is pretty fallanced.

by sdickers February 14, 2012

felatio vetus

Latin term meaning old head commonly associated with the fetish of receiving oral sex from someone over 60.

Of all his wild adventures, Jake's of old lady road head seemed to intrigue his friends the most.... an unquenchable desire for felatio vetus.... could be the downfall of them all!

by Dave Meola July 11, 2017

fallangeed

getting fingered

she got fallangeed by a fuckboi

by dankmemes.arefuckin.lit October 16, 2017

Felationship

A relationship that is based on or sustained by the act of felatio.

He ain’t my home boy, it’s just a felationship.

by cApTa1n AgGr0 June 6, 2018

Falla

Spanish version of calling someone a loser, failure, bum etc.

Person 1- What ever happened to joe from HS?
Person 2- I’m not sure. Think he smokes rocks now.

Person 1- damn. What a falla.

by Percanglebrothet April 8, 2019

Feelabuster

Hijacking the feel of social gatherings to orchestrate a symphony of destruction or delight. Pirating open sourced vibes while riding waves.

He just might need to feelabuster so not to feel a buster feeling like his feels got busted by a filibuster feeling like he needs to filabust.

by Hamrix September 27, 2019

fallabama llama alpaca

When you screw yourself and then laugh and then take off your pants and flick off your snot.

Yesterday i had a fallabama llama alpaca.

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021