facing

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself

Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express

by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008

butter face

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.

by Ryan November 11, 2002

face the axe

to confront a really uncomfortable, terrifying or dangerous situation.

i couldn't stand the guilt, so i decided to face the axe and confessed to the policeman.

by getjonas February 2, 2009

FaceSpy

A Human Resources Facebook lurker who befriends virtual friends of friends for the sole purpose of getting dirt on either an existing employee to terminate them, or a prospective employee to ascertain character quality.

Jack didn't get the job, because a FaceSpy saw his streaking pics from Bay to Breakers.

by hightidetech June 30, 2009

Facebooker's Remorse

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!

I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009

Face to Waist (F2W)

When you ask for a picture from the person, usually by cell phone, of their face all the way down to the waist. Clothes optional. Also involved in "sexting".

Craig, would you finally ask that cougar for a face to waist (F2W) already?

IM: Cool! Send me a F2W!

by Utah Ski Bums March 21, 2010

Facebook Entourage

Facebook Entourage (or FBE): refers to the small group of people, usually 1-4, who consistently comment on one's Facebook status update. They are also usually the ONLY people that comment on this person's status update.

Like a celebrity entourage, one's Facebook Entourage validates the original posters status update and makes them feel popular and heard.

Example 1

John: What's up with Katie updating her Facebook 5 times a day with bullshit!?

Jill: It's her damn Facebook Entourage! They comment within minutes! They're enablers!

Example 2

Katie: Is it 5 o'clock yet!? I need a drink!
Frannie, Betty, and Elaine like this comment.
Frannie: Hang in there grrl! (sic)
Betty: Go to Emirls (sic) after work we are making mimosas!
Elaine: your (sic) the best Katie!!!
Katie: @ Betty - YAYYYY!!!! I love mimosas!! @Elaine - No, YOUR (sic) THE BEST!!! I LOVE YOU, BFFFFFFF!!!!

by DCM2 March 29, 2010