Duell

An idiot that needs to have a lesson taught to him, preferably the easy way.

Duell is bound to have something bad happen to them if they don't slow down.

by illest of the swillest February 26, 2009

Morkus Dueporkus

A geeky looking short, thin guy with a studder, motor bike and intense fascination for sheep sex

I was talking to the Morkus on the telephone line. I was doin all the talkin everything was fine. Till Morkus interupted with hes unique sign. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus, a Ernie look a like whos a real dorkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. A little hunch back with a funny head, and he really loves to tug off behind the shed. But You'll never understand a word he said. Mm-mm-mm-mm-Morkus Dueporkus, Morkus Dueporkus. Its a real cack when he tries to talkus. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon. Hes favourite past time is a porno a day. And if he doesnt have a porn he'll just dream away. And he sure thinks a sheep in the fields OK. BAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Sheep insertion, sheep insertion. Thats just another one of Morks sick perversions. Hes st-st-studder is a lethal weapon.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 2, 2004

chunk up a duece

To take a shit or go number 2.

Man, drop me off at my house right quick.
Why?
Because I gotta chunk up a duece so bad my breath smells like shit.

by yer mother May 13, 2007

dueche noob

a fool, similar to fucker.

Why are you walking away?, don't be a dueche noob?

by b-rad May 24, 2004

Duece

A woman who is ugly because she chooses to be but does not know it. Someone who is born ugly can not do anything about it, but a deuce is a girl who somewhere along the line decided to look and dress a certain way that made her look really ugly.

Look at that girl, she's a duece!!

by Colin Smith March 14, 2005

captin duesh

refrence to fag, or aka Andy Harris. Being a complete deush bag and playing and sucking on the shity hockey coache's poop

hobo was captin deushin with the lost poop

by haha yea February 8, 2004

Dub Dueces a.k.a. Duece Dueces

1. noun- Twenty two inch rims
2. syn- Twankie Dueces

Ballin outta control, that guys got some dub dueces! Yeah dubs just arent gettin chics anymore, duece dueces are the shizat now.

by Dr. Victor M December 17, 2002