douchebag

An arrogant bitch who ain't bout shit. They think they're hot when they are ugly as fuck.

Kevin is such a douchebag.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

Douchebag 1 & 2

These guys

Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2

by SlimJam August 12, 2020

douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021

Douchebag

People who wear toques and bucket hats, a black t-shirt, really baggy pants, and either Nike or Vans shoes, some of whom have skateboards but do not know how to skate, hang around the skatepark just to vape or smoke. If they have a brother who can drive, they will invite all their friends over to drink until they black out and force him to drive them home. they're a total joke to the world and thier mother fucker who think thier a gift sent from god not knowing the fact that their spoiled little shits who thrive on thier parents money and allowance then claim their rich then shows it off then spends it until they have nothing other than a couple dirty nickels hidden in their ass.

I cant stand these douchebags vaping on the bus and skateparks.

by Boiled_Babies May 2, 2023

Nitrostudious Douchebaggery

The act of appearing or assuming holier than thou. Thinking you are better than anyone and anything without paying your own debts. This kind of attitude comes from out of nowhere and can be dropped at a dime it usually come from people with low self esteem problems and being raised in an abusive enviroment and most likely on government assisted programs.

The woman pulled her nitrostudious douchebaggery attitude in the food stamp office to make herself feel better.

by Dr. Crackahoe December 3, 2011

Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.

Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

Executive douchebag

A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.

The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.

by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014