Ex 1:
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Get the cream of man mug.When you are fucking a girl up the ass and you cum, leave your dick in there and then pee in her ass. Then when she goes to the bathroom to shit, it comes out and looks like orange cream.
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by I have cotton mouth April 14, 2006
Get the creamed mug.• The flavored cream of ice
• A common cure for broken hearted females
• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days
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• A cold and delicious treat, perfect on hot summer days
Girl 1: "I'm so depressed...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."
Girl 2: "Have some ice cream. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside."
Girl 1: "But isn't ice cream like....cold?"
Girl 2: "Oh....that's true....hmm...."
by kangaroobendaroo March 22, 2009
Get the Ice Cream mug.The art of getting a nice steam massage (preferably in Southeast Asia), then allowing the woman performing the massage to "massage" a certain part of the male anatomy until the cream comes. Can be done male to male, but that's just wrong. A woman massaging the woman is OK, it's just a different kind of cream. That is more related to a clam bake.
Fred: Boy, was that a great trip to Vietnam.
Bill: How so?
Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.
Bill: Sign me up...!
Bill: How so?
Fred: Over there, you can get a steam and cream for only $1. That costs less than a happy meal.
Bill: Sign me up...!
by V J January 5, 2006
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1. The act of filling a vagina with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.
2. A summer delicacy.
1. The act of filling a vagina with whipped cream and then proceeding to eat her out while enjoying a creamy snack.
2. A summer delicacy.
1. I just gave Stacy's mom the greatest ice cream sandwich.
2. That was a really good ice cream sandwich, I think I shall have another.
2. That was a really good ice cream sandwich, I think I shall have another.
by Neighborhood spiderman November 5, 2012
Get the ice cream sandwich mug.The best ice cream store ever. You can order whatever you want and they will mix your ice cream flavor with whatever candy, fruits or nuts you want to make the only real "custom ice cream".
by Jmagnus November 1, 2007
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