covid 19

shit that we should be blaming on Biden

smart person:bro Biden is the reason covid 19 is a thing

dumbass: no its because of trump

smart person:stfu libtard

by GTAKK October 12, 2020

Covid-👙

When oft-unvaccinated or partially jabbed sexy-looking chicks are spotted on the beach sans a face mask and not practicing social distancing, who desire to be picked up by wealthy testosterone-high males or sugar daddies.

The authorities are coy to talk about the rising number of infections due to Covid-👙, who blame these fun-starved beachgoers for behaving as if the coronavirus is just another seasonal flu.

by Covido May 28, 2021

Coviding

To be less than 2m without wearing a mask.

Stop coviding your friends!

by anonymous September 28, 2020

covid-19

this bitch kill people but at least she’ll saved us from trump.

trump: cough cough
covid-19: you welcome ugly ass orange cheeto

by Ahhhhhhhhh69 October 2, 2020

Covid-3482

The pandemic never ended and it has now taken over the world by turning everyone into virgin zombies who nut into desk fans all day.

Macintosh: Hey dude did you here that Covid-3482 turns people into mindless virgin zombies?

Jimmy: *nuts in a desk fan* No but wanna eat my nut.

by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020

Covid-🐮

When villagers in some parts of Asia could stand to win a live cow every week for the rest of the year if they come forward to get vaccinated—when getting a shot is a cash cow opportunity to improve their livelihood.

Thanks to Covid-🐮, the response among residents in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Mai province, in Thailand, to register for their jab has been met with much enthusiasm.

by Covido May 24, 2021

COVID-25

The extra 25 pounds you gain while in six weeks of coronavirus lockdown.

Damn, I have to stop sitting on my ass drinking beer, eating nachos, watching Netflix and baking bread every day of this quarantine. I've almost gained my full COVID-25!

by Ghostnote April 6, 2020