Covid-25 

When Covid-19 and its variants from different countries are planning a Xmas gathering at some undisclosed location in China to update each other of their successes and setbacks they have so far experienced in their war against vaccines, WHO-approved or not; and how they could strategize or disguise themselves to prolong their earthly stay as long as possible before the next pandemic visits the planet.

At the Covid-25 meeting, all variants agree that in order to outwit and outlive the vaccines, they would need to continually evolve and mutate in order to creatively fool them, if their plan to have the WHO declare the Omega variant as a variant of concern were to be fulfilled.

Covid-25 by Covido December 5, 2021

Covid-25 

A medical condition that means you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."

Covid-25 by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

Covid-25 

Rare medical condition in which you have a micro-penis.

"I just got diagnosed with covid-25, not sure why they had to stick something up my nose to find that out.

Covid-25 by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020

COVID-25 

The extra 25 pounds you gain while in six weeks of coronavirus lockdown.

Damn, I have to stop sitting on my ass drinking beer, eating nachos, watching Netflix and baking bread every day of this quarantine. I've almost gained my full COVID-25!

COVID-25 by Ghostnote April 6, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019