Classical

Music made by constipated cows.

I thought I'd listen to some classical music made by constipated cows so I put on some Beethoven.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020

Classically Trained Actress

A female porn star.

Do you know Sunny Leone, the "classically trained actress".

by Gas Sniffer November 20, 2020

Lil broken classic

El acto de abandonar/vender y/o dejar tirado a un/unos compañeros El DÍA ANTERIOR a un evento importante
(Si no es el día anterior no se puede considerar Lil broken classic)

Me han hecho la Lil broken classic y mañana es la fcs, estoy jodido

by uwu123 March 20, 2020

Classic Sonic

A small, light blue, round hedgehog that has the ability to run at the speed of sound and is known as the mascot of Sega. He's also a pretty cute boy, never failing to make someone go aww. Classic Sonic is probably the bean of the Sonics, having lots of cute fanart. People don't mind him being muted, as he will still be called adorable. I adore him so much.

Person 1: "Hey who's that hedgehog over there?"
Person 2: "That's the well-known Classic Sonic!"
Person 1: "Aww, he looks cute!"

by Lex_the_Something July 8, 2020

Classic Downie

A Classic Downie is someone who acts retarded. It can also be used for a single event

A: *screeching because of a minor inconvenience, like the lights going out*

B: That was a classic downie move

by Beatlhoven July 31, 2020

Whillip Classic

The act of shoving a cornetto up the ass of a boy under the age of 12, then proceeding to pull it out and smother it on themselves before anally rupturing the the boy with the cone of the cornetto.

“Yo did you here Nathan got given the Whillip Classic the other day

by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020

Hijacked classic

The act of fucking a girl whilst complaining no one else is helping a shouting shit ok whilst nutting in her.

“Yo did u see me pull the Hijacked classic the other day, like gg bro”

by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020