Skip to main content

christmas bonus

in which a man is having sex with a woman, and, upon reaching orgasm, withdraws from her vagina, ejaculates on her face, and slaps a bow on her head.
"suzie might not have gotten the raise she wanted, but i gave her the christmas bonus."
by eric williams August 12, 2006
mugGet the christmas bonus mug.

nightmare before christmas

Nightmare Before Christmas is a work of art. Came out in 1993 and I have watched it since I was 3 years old. I grew up with the movie, as did many other people I know. Suddenly the 10th anniversary of the film's release in 2003 brings the love for this movie to the public masses, and was every kind of merchandise was sold at HotTopic. Now if it was anything else I would have said they sold out, but it was NBC so I didn't read too much into it, thinking the sales of NBC merchandise would just slowly decrease, but ever since then it has probably doubled. Now every little bull shiting emo asshole, and 12year old kid loves fucking NBC. (most of the time the Emo assholes are also 12 year olds, or just look like it.) So yea it should be amusing to witness the slaughter of Tim Burton's newest film Corpse Bride...ha, don't make me laugh.
Come one, come all, every 10 year old kid will be seeing Corpse Bride and if you don't...you won't be cool enough to be isolated from the popular kids you wish you were!
10 year old kid:NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS ROCKS!
me:*hits child in head with NBC dvd* Here take it, and actually watch it when you wake up.....

Stupid children
by Cypress May 4, 2006
mugGet the nightmare before christmas mug.

nightmare before christmas

Best damn movie EVER. Tim Burton and Harry Selick are some DAMN GENIUSES. Characters ROCK and Nothing can beat it out.
Kidnap the sandy claws, lock him up real tight, throw away the key and then, turn off all the lights!
by Banana (k) May 25, 2004
mugGet the nightmare before christmas mug.

christmas

Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.
Once again Christmas has left my wallet and desire for sex with a woman in an elf suit empty.
by DJ December 24, 2003
mugGet the christmas mug.

coloring books for christmas

The cartoonish state of dazed semi-awareness obtained by being black-jacked by a bar of soap in a sock. Used to dazzling effect by personal-security-blogger SayUncle of Knoxville. USA.
"Sure, it’s not whiz-bang tacticool but one smack upside the noggin and it’s coloring books for Christmas."
by comatus November 20, 2009
mugGet the coloring books for christmas mug.

christmas tree weed

an expression used to describe a type of weed that is really, really green and can get you extemely high,usually refers to cali or dro
by uptown king December 28, 2009
mugGet the christmas tree weed mug.

christmas

A boost in the economy...at the very least
by natalie89 December 28, 2005
mugGet the christmas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email