covid-19 

this bitch kill people but at least she’ll saved us from trump.

trump: cough cough
covid-19: you welcome ugly ass orange cheeto

covid-19 by Ahhhhhhhhh69 October 2, 2020

Covid-🐮 

When villagers in some parts of Asia could stand to win a live cow every week for the rest of the year if they come forward to get vaccinated—when getting a shot is a cash cow opportunity to improve their livelihood.

Thanks to Covid-🐮, the response among residents in the Mae Chaem district of Chiang Mai province, in Thailand, to register for their jab has been met with much enthusiasm.

Covid-🐮 by Covido May 24, 2021

COVID-19 Pandemic 

an event where it's controversial to step outside

Person #1: "Alright Imma just head ou-"

Person #2: "no you cant do that, there is COVID-19 Pandemic you'll get sick reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

COVID-19 Pandemic by Better_Vibes_For_2021 February 25, 2021

COVID-25 

The extra 25 pounds you gain while in six weeks of coronavirus lockdown.

Damn, I have to stop sitting on my ass drinking beer, eating nachos, watching Netflix and baking bread every day of this quarantine. I've almost gained my full COVID-25!

COVID-25 by Ghostnote April 6, 2020

COVID-76

A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.

Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*

COVID-76 by Not a legend 27 April 25, 2020

Covid-19 

Covid-19 is legally not allowed to touch people under the age of 18 so if ur under 18 sue Covid-19

Judge: Covid-19 do plead guilty or not guilty?
Covid-19: Guilty
Me: Fuck yes u perv never touch a person under 18 again bitch

Covid-19 by Echo the furry May 28, 2020

covid mask marks 

The marks left on your cheeks from the bands on your covid mask that go around your ears.

Thanks a lot china now I have covid mask marks on my face.

covid mask marks by jimmybomm October 1, 2020